aquarius, this was not part of the plan.
pisces, stop looking for a map in someone else’s mirror.
aries, burn your to-do lists.
taurus, pack extra underwear.
cancer, listen to your mother.
leo, slow down.
virgo, delete the text messages.
sagittarius, your heart is a venus flytrap.
capricorn, they are not going to wait for you.
scorpio, choose bravery.
gemini, let them in.
libra, look people in the eyes." — FEBRUARY HOROSCOPES by Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)
erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing
a dick rising to power