Worst text I received today, for so many reasons. I didn’t want you to say this, because me acting like everything was okay was a lie. I wanted you to say “I still care for you Tracy”, but it is what is. I can’t waste my time on someone that isn’t willing to fight for me. I just can’t help to be a little disappointed.

aquarius, this was not part of the plan.

pisces, stop looking for a map in someone else’s mirror.

aries, burn your to-do lists.

taurus, pack extra underwear.

cancer, listen to your mother.

leo, slow down.

virgo, delete the text messages.

sagittarius, your heart is a venus flytrap.

capricorn, they are not going to wait for you.

scorpio, choose bravery.

gemini, let them in.

libra, look people in the eyes.

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